Hentai Snowmen

3rd February, the second snowfall of the year in Tokyo. It has been snowing cats and dogs for about half a day now. And it's way heavier than two weeks ago. In fact, more than enough snow piled up for making snowmen!

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Somewhere at the end of the street, lives the hentai snowmen family...

Hentai Snowboy: Papa, it sure is snowing cats and dogs!
Hentai Snowpapa: Indeed, it is... Indeed, it is...

Hentai Snowboy: But, papa, why are those people still hiding in their homes? Shouldn't they come out and have fun?
Hentai Snowpapa: Because, unlike us, son, humans are feeble animals. They catch colds easily. That's why they hate snow.

Snowpapa: See? That idiot is already freezin'.
Snowboy: Brrrrr...

Hentai Snowpapa: Well, there are some exceptions though... Like, people whose circuitry went haywire.

Hentai Snowboy: Why are these humans taking our photos? Are we celebs?
Hentai Snowpapa: No, they probably haven't seen a deek before. (Rolls eyes)

Hentai Snowpapa: You freakin' morons! Us no God of Fertility, 'kay?
Hentai Snowboy: Papa, what's a God of Fertility?

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Hell, winter sure is getting better!