A few days ago, at my workplace, I bumped into the Japanese old man who owned a sushi shop on the opposite side of the station.
"Malaysia, eh? Your prime minister has a lot of-" he then made a gesture - rubbing the thumb over the index finger and middle finger.
I immediately registered what he meant. But just to confirm, "You mean the former prime minister?"
"Former?"
"The current one is Badawi. The former one, Dr M," I explained.
"Ah, Dr M. Yeah, yeah. The doctor."
Our prime minister has "a lot of money". And when a politician is said to have "a lot of money", it has only one connotation...
That's what Malaysia is known for, in the eyes of this Japanese old man. Funny that he wasn't aware that Dr M is no longer the prime minister. Perhaps, "our prime minister has '
a lot of money'" is more of a common knowledge, than "Dr M is no longer the prime minister". And from this foul impression the man has on Malaysia, one may take another step further and wonder how many others are sharing the same thought as him.
And oh, what is it with the recent scandals involving the big guys in the Malaysian government? (
Pak Lah: ACA must probe those named in A-G's report -
The Star, 14, September 2007) Youth and Sports Ministry paying RM224 for a set of RM40 screwdrivers?
And oh, what is it with the dog-catching competition by Selayang Municipal Council, which offers prize money up to RM15,000? (
Selayang dog competition scrapped -
The Star, 15, September 2007) It's a relief that it's scrapped following a public outcry but no one should be
retarded enough to come up with the idea in the first place.
What's wrong with Malaysia nowadays? Almost everything! Oh yes, of course the government is very well aware of that. It just doesn't appreciate being told in its face that it's doing something the wrong way. Anyone who has the slightest concern about Malaysia would be shaking his head every time he reads the news. But a typical Malaysian knows it's better to keep his mouth shut because once you criticize the government, you're immediately being labelled as "unpatriotic".
"Uh-huh? You have complaints? Too bad, live with it! 'Cos we don't welcome feedback." That's why we have ISA (
Malaysia: Detainees held without charge or trial -
Human Rights Watch), remember? To protect our nation from idiots who make too much noise! It is only when occasionally, an outsider (like
Michael Backman) stops by, and points out, "Hey, that's not right!", that we are jolted back to our senses. (Then, we jump at him crying, "Who are you to comment about us?")
Now excuse me but I'd like to proceed to complaining about the recent Merdeka celebration (or rather, non-celebration) in Tokyo.
Craving for some Malaysian food, I was looking forward to the Merdeka celebration at the embassy. There was a celebration last year (albeit at a small scale) so I presumed there'd be one this year too. Besides, oh god, it's the 50th anniversary. There
should be something grand!
I mailed several seniors to find out about this year's celebration, but no one seemed to know anything about it. Aghast but still refusing to give up hope, I googled for the
embassy's website. There was something about a 4000-yen Malaysian food buffet but
what the heck, nothing about the Merdeka celebration! That was a day before national day; if there was any celebration, there should be news by then. Maybe there was a celebration. Maybe they thought, "Well, less people more share" and decided to keep it to themselves.
But I eventually convinced myself that there was no celebration. Otherwise,
why, I ask,
would there be no announcement even on the website?My initial disappointment soon turned into bewilderment then into a boiling rage (for it invoked every bit of patriotic sentiment in me). Come to think of it, it was the
50th anniversary.
The 50th! Malaysia gained independence exactly half a century ago on that day! It was
the National Day! A day for celebration (and most importantly, for food), for crying out loud!
But what are those people doing in the embassy? Oh I forgot. As long as they sit
in their offices, it's
Malaysian law they're following - the
Malaysian way of doing things.
Yeah, and we're told to be proud of being Malaysians.
To be proud of our Malaysian way of doing things; the way we manage our government.