Christian Stuff for Kidz

If you see an atheist, scream at the top of your lungs, "Lord protect me!" Run away as fast as possible and tell your Daddy, Mommy, Pastor, and Teacher what happened. Atheists will try to talk to you and lie to you to make you hate God like them! Let the adults handle with the grouchy atheists, since you don't want to go to Hell like them, do you? ~True Christian Church of Christ, Kidz Page

Kidz, God loves you! And because of that, you should always eat your brocolli and poop in your potty.

But, if you're a true Christian, that's not enough! You'll also have to read God's book, the Bible - which is exactly what we're going to do! Let's do some bible study at Kidz Page!

P/s: Haha! I really laughed my head off reading the Kidz version of Bible stories.

Warning: Extremely unhealthy to Christian fanatics.